Friday, November 6, 2009

Dating Tips from a Dominatrix, Part !!!

"Giiiirl, a man ain't a real man unless he buys you a diamond tennis bracelet by the 3rd date"

"But why would he do that? And what's wrong with flowers?"

"Flowers are for a pansy, those aren't real. And the reason is because I'm worth it, dammit"

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