An Open Letter: Yellow Is Not the New Green

Dear Secret Vigilante,

Like everywhere else, I understand that going green has become one of the new initiatives of our company. And saving water IS very important as your notes in the bathroom stalls constantly remind me. But "if it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown flush it down" is NOT approriate to enforce in the workplace. It's just nasty.

Sincerely,
Sarah