Call Me Dear Abby

Somehow, in the last couple months, I've become the office Dear Abby. Not that I mind, necessarily. But it's starting to become more rampant. I field relationship questions from both males and females looking for an outsider's opinion. The One-Upper is one of my "patients" too. She's juggling three boyfriends. She recently broke up with one of them because he was becoming too needy and wanted commitment- but another one quickly filled the open spot. It's fun to get insight into the lives of others sometimes. Other times, it's annoying. Like when I hear alllllll day long from one person about their eternal love for their girlfriend. Nice and all, but come on! I'm trying to work here! Haha ;) Right.