How To Have a Monday Start Out Wrong

Today was one of THOSE mornings.  Where the day just starts out bad, and so the feeling permeates the rest of the day.  Compound that with the sheer fact that it is Monday, and you’ve got a recipe for the Monday Blues.  How did the morning start out so wrong?  Let me count the ways.

1)      Sarah, being in such a last minute rush to get ready and still not fully awake, fails to notice a very important detail when picking up her dog to bring it back inside and gets PEED ON.   ON THE SHOULDER!   She picked it up MID-PEE!!  Who does that?!

2)      Aforementioned pee has now dribbled down shoulder/back.  Sarah must now take another shower.  Sarah is now running really late. 

3)      Sarah gets in car only to remember that she’s out of gas and the gas light is on.  What’s another 10 minutes late at this point anyways?! 

4)      Sarah gets to work feeling only half awake, everything is seen with a slight haze over it. 

5)      Nip/Tuck gets in.

6)      Sarah asks Nip/Tuck how her day’s going knowing she had a big presentation earlier today that she was freaking out about everyday last week, only to receive a sarcastic eye roll and the comment, “well, Sarah, it was a no brainer”.  So much for my attempt to be nice today.  Does “no brainer” mean none of your brain was used in preparing and that’s why you ran around literally screaming for 4 days last week?

7)      Sarah is venting to friend online about day when the large lady walks by and loudly “whispers” “Whatcha doing online girl?!  Some messaging?  Huh?!  I see you!”

And it’s only 2:30….